Big Massive Incel

Welcome to the BMI index, where BMI stands for Big Massive Incel. These are the big massive incel losers who eat too much, never touch grass, and have fully committed to being chuds. Legend says one of them ordered a triple stack, logged onto the forums, and never logged off again. His BMI climbed, his cardio flatlined, and he became a father figure to no one but the delivery driver. This is their monument. Respect the index.